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Her: We should go to the after party this weekend
Me: Sounds great
Her: Also two people are having sex above me and I'm scared the roof is gonna cave in
Me: Relatable, gotta respect the roughness tho
Her: ...no
How can I spin this into something less whack? I barely know her so maybe I prolly shouldn't have said this.
I was thinking: "suit yourself, but I have some hilarious stories you need to hear"
If you wanna go for an even worse joke "You'll get your revenge on them when ur gonna bounce so hard on my dick that they are gonna be worried u will come crashing up through their ceiling".
But seriously, i wouldnt recommend what u suggested at the end of the post, u barely know her so just play it safe. Say u were kidding and that it has to be awkward for her then change the topic to something else. If u wanna be funny maybe also say "shout I CAN HEAR U TWO to make it the most awkward sexual experiance of their lives"