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Context: I have "should be ok with me playing with your hair. I do it instinctively" for the non-negotiable in the prompt. We have plenty of matching interests/leanings on our profile. I have two cats.
I don't want the reply to sound too eager or too boring, so please help! Some replies I can think of are:
I should have this in the bag if I don't do something stupid, so please help!
Edit: corrected context with actual prompt from my profile.
Shouldn't I be the one trying to play with your pussy
Update. Let's see how it goes...
Wait... can we all focus? What the fuck is happening in this picture?!
I'd say "I was going to say the same to you ;)" But ya boy is kinda forward
Part of me would like to go with "Great, you grab a razor and an envelope, I'll grab a box and we'll exchange addresses" but maybe that's a little too much for an opening message, lol
Either way "What's in it for me" doesn't quite work. The hair is what's in it for you
Well that implicitly means I'm accepting her as the prize which I don't want to do. At least not this early. I could be more explicit and say something like "sounds like you're getting the better end of both situations 😏". Is that better?
You mention that you like to stroke a girl's hair in your bio, so it doesn't really make sense to pull back on that and call this an unfair trade.
I'd go with "Hm, is your hair worth it? They're good cats" or "Deal, and I'll trade you one nice suit for that whole pile too" depending on your sense of humor