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I'm pretty new and still have a lot of nice guy/boyfriend tendencies, and on multiple occasions a girl will set me up for an easy chance to sexualize with a joke or something, but it almost always will end with them going "lmaoooo" or something and I don't know what to do except ask some dumbass non-sexual question because it's too early to have a good chance at successfully closing. For example:
Girl: Crest or colgate
Me: Crest always
Girl: I'd rather give you oral b
Me: oral's my favorite, b
Me: I think I'm in love
Girl: lmaooooo burning face emoji
How do I keep this sexual non-retardedly?
Escalate*
Take this with a grain of salt - you don't need to keep escalating with someone this DTF. Start soft closing. Something like
you: You know what pairs well with oral b?
her: what
you: a full bodied glass of wine on my romantic balcony
...
"It's cool and all, but I hope you're not all talk. I appreciate healthy oral and a cute smile"