Tinder convo with some good and bad, any advice?

Good convo from Tinder except my last message that was pretty bad and no response. Am thinking about writing something like this
“By your surprise, I guess I shouldn't ask for any references. But that’s cool, at some point it was the first time for everyone ;)”
What do you think? Is it good and/or do you have anything better?

-Me “Don't know if this will work. I need a butt I can put the toothbrush glass on as we brush our teeth, doubting if it will work.”
-Her “Quite reasonable claim, sorry that my wagon is not thicc enough! You'll find her one day 💞”
-“Good, we're going to work proactively as well, selling cookies and gym cards. "Be Ass You’re”. How are your sales skills?”
-Her“Moderate, but I'll use all the ugly tricks to sell you and screen among the sizes. Warming up the measuring stick as we speak.”
-Me“Warming stick...planting some bad thoughts in my not too innocent brain.
With this enthusiasm, I can surely get you some redwine on our job interview! "
-Her “Oh job interview already ?? You must be desperate to fill the position! But calm down, I'm an exemplary employee”
-Me”Yes I really have to be desperate. Send me your number and we make something happen.”