Sent 2 bestfriends the same opener 😋

Help me navigate messaging two best friends. I have matched two best friends and sent them both the same opener - 😋
they have conferred with each other and have sent me '😜' back at the same time.
Here are a couple of options i thought of:

send them both the same message saying i know whats up lets save the bs who likes me more ?
send them both different jokes: we should all hop on a zoom call or real life love triangle. ?
or just leave them both on read, don't reply, delete tinder and go live in the forest ?

The reason i sent the same message to them, I had a couple hundred matches to message and i could not be fucked to write messages so I just sent 90% of them the trusty 😋 . (FYI, pretty good response almost half have responded in 24 hours.)