LR - The Bratty Gwen Stacy

The legend continues. I had matched with this girl on Facebook Dating on Christmas Eve. I had already headed back to Yuma for a few days for Christmas so I was already there once we started texting on the app.

Facebook Dating: Mainly just consisted of her claiming she could cuddle better then I could. She did number close me with asking that I text her on Messenger. I insisted we exchange numbers & we did.

Texting: Their are several takeaways here. For one she soft closed me to begin with with “cuddles and watching movies” I definitely could have met her that night. Missed opportunity 1. I soft closed her saying we should make it happen soon and she was down to do “movie night at my place” First time I’ve not wine closed.

Conversation starts to get sexualized and this is where the obstacles start to arise. She asked “How big are you?” & A lesson learned here is the answer to that should almost always be “7 inches. Are you tight?” (Qualifying her back) or “Big enough for your make up to run down your face even when I’m not fucking it” But either or could lead to her asking for a dick pic. & You have to be ready for that shit. I personally don’t take pics nor do I have them on lock so I found one from the internet but need a way better one that’s actually congruent to me. I just avoid these situations altogether but I couldn’t do that here.

She brings up her suspicions about the dick pic I sent and thankfully this girl had a Samsung. So with the help of an undisclosed Mastermind member, we started gas lighting her. Making her think it was her phone and question her reality. It was a brilliant move in my opinion because it put her in the hot seat and not me. Very thankful for having help in that moment.

Day before the date comes and she asks for a pic of me. She then starts to backpedal and gets insecure about not being in my “league” & Then offers to come over that night again! Missed opportunity 2. I fucking hate when situations like this present themselves. Something is always in the way (This one being me simply still being in Yuma day after Christmas) I had to decline since I hadn’t planned on coming back until Monday. I was annoyed.

She then insists I send another pic claiming that I’m just “so breathtaking” and to do so. The headaches that come with deep fakes. Took one and told her to send one as well (Something you should always do whenever a girl asks you to send a pic) & Thankfully all was fine.

Date: She comes over & she’s super cute. She kind of reminded me of a cuter version of the actress who plays Betty Brant in the MCU Spider-Man trilogy but with bigger tits. Actually told her later on she reminded me of Gwen Stacy funnily enough. She told me she had just gotten fired from her job at Victoria’s Secret. She was cute, had a bit of a nerdy side. Said she liked drawing, writing stories. Playing video games, like Mario Smash Bros. & Definitely bratty. Testy I’d say. I remember her making a statement with her saying she had me wrapped around her finger indirectly at once. Their were a couple of times in the beginning she rejected me for the make out all while. I pulled back and said “Wait. Did you think I was gonna kiss you? Why would I ever wanna do that..” She also asked me which of the Avengers I’d want to be and which I’d “do” Both girl and guy. Told her I don’t swing that way but she was getting a kick out of asking me apparently.

Soon enough I mention something about putting her cuddle skills to the test and then putting on a movie. Can’t remember beat for beat how it escalated but it did and it was on. We went about 4 rounds I’d say. Only remember because she was counting and I wasn’t. Sex was good. I had fun. I do remember at one point when she was riding me she slapped my face aggressively. I called her out on that once we finished and she apologized saying it’s something that she likes. Then funnily enough when I slapped her it was too hard. She’d tell me that I was fun, funny, and that I was weird (In the good way apparently) when we were in bed. This probably came from me just showcasing elements of my personality that are not so serious all the time.

At one point she decides to change out and get in her PJs since she actually was suppose to stay the night. While I was having fun I did have to still pick up my dog from the ER who had been having seizures for the first time and that was on my mind & I just didn’t want to drag her into the drive and said we should make plans for another night and we did. She kept saying that I was “kicking her out” jokingly but I told her wasn’t the case. We made plans then and there for later on in the week.