Lost for words on how to approach this one

Drawing another blank

"Are you insisting that we leave the blinds open?? We can talk, but exhibitionism feels more like a third date ;)"

I have a sexually forward profile, and I do a lot of screening pretty quickly so this could be a bit aggressive. If she's actually a prude though, better to know immediately

I feel it's a shit test so possible responses that I thought about:
"Hold your horses lady, I think you are moving too fast,
I was talking about your outfit".
"Not unless you have a whole pizza, 2 kegs of beer and a game of monopoly (insert your favorite game here and your food if you don'tlike my choices) hiding under that mattress".
"Why? Your sheets need some ironing?