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Not proud of this one but thought id share.
Was in the club, saw a cute blonde dressed up as a Pokemon on the dance floor. My friends sister had those pikachu ears. I put them on, go up to the girl and say with a smirk "sorry but im the sexiest pokemon in this club". She laughs, we introduce ourselfs and start dancing.
I make her laugh and we start touching. She gives me a kiss on the cheek, i go for a make out but she gives me a cheek. I dont react and keep being fun.
Then this guy starts standing next to us and when i make eye contact he aggressively says "hello". I say hi and keep looking at him for 2 more seconds but he says nothing so i ignore him. He starts to weird me out so i grab the girls hand, say "hey come meet my friends" and lead her to them. I ask if she knew that guy and shes quiet. Then i start talking about my 2 cats and pull her to my place with the excuse of her meeting them. We sit on the couch, i asked what color my eyes are so we stared at eachother which leads to a make out. Went all the way and before she left i asked if that guy was her BF, she hesitantly said yes and showed me texts he was blowing up her phone all night long.
This is awesome Jan and I'll be proud for ya! This is a great example of how when a woman has a possessive bf, she just wants to bang a different fun/cool/handsome guy who "just gets it". You were the Right Guy and this sounds effortless, exactly as it should be. Thanks for sharing this bro!
Nice, curious did you pull walking or ubering back to your place? Also, what color are your eyes? I feel if they're obviously blue or brown that doesn't work well. But if they are green/hazel where someone could guess wrong that is a good one
I drove since i didnt drink + its 5min away. Blue and it doesent matter as long as u get her to look at you intensly, Tho sometimes i asks what color her eyes are instead. If ur in a slightly darkend room the color isnt obvious anyway
Good stuff man, i love the opener haha👌
She belongs to the streets
They’re probably not in a happy relationship. Are you gonna keep in touch with her?
Very likely. No bro i dont even remember her last name and even if i did i dont want any problems with the boyfriend
I like effortless you make it sound. I think a big thing here was that you are non-reactive
Brutal story but good job.
nice. guess that guy did not have a "happy halloween" lol
Loool dude. But yeah good stuff jan👍 Its not your fault she was the one that should tell u about her BF and say no to your advances
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