How do I recover from this?

"Am i wrong" made no sense here, "Oh you don't?" would have been better

Try "and the award for best texter of 2022 goes to..." but it's probably dead

Based on the way you guys are texting it seems you take a day to respond. I think you got needy and sent a double too fast. Give it a day or two more next time. Now I would give it 4-5 days and say what The One said.

"How are you going to welcome me?"