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So obviously this is my first LR. This was actually probably my smoothest text game. Unfortunately the conversation was lost since she either unmatched me, deleted her profile, or Hinge glitched out. All three have happened before, and I forgot to ask her about it. Fortunately we had already swapped numbers and she was still interested. The phone texts were just logistics or small talk leading up to dates.
Due to her schedule it took three weeks to actually get the meet. First she was going out of town for the weekend, then she had to cancel last-minute the following weekend because of a work thing, but we finally met up last night.
Unfortunately, either she was REALLY good at taking pics, or she used some older ones, because she was pretty chubby. Not massively so, but heavier than I would consider swiping right on. But she was still somewhat pretty and I didn’t have a whole lot of dating experience, so I figured screw it.
We ate some tacos that I’d made, chatted, watched a movie. I tried to escalate subtly during the movie, but she was way too focused on it. Fortunately, as soon as it ended we ended up making out hard, and it escalated pretty quickly from there.
Here’s where it goes bad. As I’m fingering her and eating her out, I see there’s a lot of blood on my fingers. I ask her about it, and it turns out she’s a virgin too. I had to go quickly grab a towel to put under her, but by this point there was already a pretty big blood stain on my bed that I still haven’t figured out how to clean. Eventually she was bleeding enough that I was tasting a lot of blood, which kind of ruined that oral session for me, so we moved on to sex. Her also being a virgin sure took the pressure off me, but the sex SUCKED. She kept pushing against me with her legs really hard, so I never got more than halfway in and didn’t even get close to finishing. It was obviously because it was her first time and couldn’t take much without pain, but it still was really bad. It also turned out that while my dick is average in length, it’s above average in girth and the condom was starting to cut my circulation a bit. Eventually she had to go home, but it ended on good terms and she still sounds invested, so I figure it can only get better from here, and now we both have someone to practice with.
UPDATE: She ended up telling me three days later that she had started a second job and now had zero free time and no longer had time for dating, so that was the end of that. Given what I already knew about her, this definitely wasn’t a lie, and I wasn’t really all that bummed. I ended up getting together with a new girl less than a week later who was more attractive, more invested, and more experienced, so I really ended up trading up.
Congrats dude, the first LR is often the hardest.
well done
Oh damn. Gotcha. But still kudos to you
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