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Me: I am just going to assume you got captured by aliens.
Her: Right.
Me: I hope you did not get anal-probed.
Her: I did, sadly.
Any input is welcome.
Thanks in advance.
"Ah, so open minded about butt stuff. Not necessarily a bad thing"
Haha thats very witty.. Tho she seems non-invested so i dunno if its a great idea. Could work tho, id say fuck it and try this
“Wow. Damn aliens always stealing my ideas..”
“Sorry to hear, I’ll be sure to give you a tight hug on our date”
At this point change the topic. Say "unlucky, anyways give me the details.. any pets? tattos? good kisser?"
Tho she could be a time waster, shes giving very boring and low effort responses
If you want to go troll mode but still move things forward:
"That's not good. Doctor (insert your name) needs to do your rectal examination as soon as possible. Can't trust those alien dicks"
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