Anyone have good openers

Checkout the second to last podcast we did. We literally just talked about openers in that one. I think it's called best openers podcast

In person: Hi, can I meet you real quick?
She says 'what'
Oh I just wanted to meet you..what's your name, I'm xxxx..and shake her hand....keep holding it while she says her name....ask her how she spells it....etc.
Credit to: John Anthony.

Online:

1. When I was little girls hated when I pulled their hair........funny how some things change. (Andy from Kill Your Inner Loser).
2. I'm looking for a good girl, or a bad girl who needs to be disciplined. (Andy from Kill Your Inner Loser)
3. When I was in third grade I knew a girl named xxxxxx. I used to pull her hair and steal her crayons. (Forgot where I got this)
4. Why is it always the guy who has to come up with something witty and clever to say? That's gender inequality....lol
5. You know, I noticed something strange in one of your photos. (almost guaranteed to get a response)
6. So I guess we're dating now.
7. Hey 'name' you know whats interesting about your pictures?
8. Tell me a story.

Oh.......and you can send this to all your old ones that never responded:

It's OVER. We're getting a Divorce.....and I'm keeping the fucking dog.

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