An Opener that worked so well for me

Hey just let me get straight to the fucking point
PS : Im not a fan of Tinder and texting because i use the phone just for setting dates etc...
Anyways a tip just cut the bullshit and go straight to the point be honest in texts the ladies love that.

Me: You seem like a good cuddler..
Her : doesnt matter what the fuck she says but mostly you'll get the same replies like yes i do oh how did you know etc..
Me: Hey that might sound random and sponteneously beautiful but Wanna cuddle and eat snacks and split a bottle of wine and make fun how you're in cuddling with a complete stranger or you can say im sure we got a lot stuff to talk and to laugh about anyways depends on your creativity im not english so i dont know alot of words. for me i just insert my puppy and bitch go crazy like ' OH YOU HAVE A PUPPY I WANNA COME SEE THE PUPPY???' ' anyways if you insert the puppy in the message and got that kind of message just text 'Damn i knew he's gonna steal the spotlight 'etc.. Be creative and dont overthink what to text
Trust me i had like 95% postive responses and most of them they came like afterwards or the next day. Make them feel comfortable and safe.
Dont be too pushy and desparte play it cool and fun.

Hope you get the meaning and be creative about it as you want.
I'll post the pics i used and the bio i used is very simple. ' Looking for someone to raise my puppy with '

Im not a English man so go easy on my grammar etc.