I am new here and still consider myself a rookie, so take anything I say with a grain of salt. I would consider responding:

1. yes, and our weddings were spectacular. I would love tell you all about them over a bottle of wine.
2. yes, and it led to some incredible stories. (If she bites then tell her that you would tell her all about them over a bottle of wine.)
3. I get a lot of bait and switch. We agree on her wearing a ring, she shows up expecting to wear cuffs. Do I really give off that kind of a vibe?

4. Yep, even went through some divorces.

That is where my mind would go. I am sure there are better responses.